SilcoTek Announces New Coating Initiative. Let's Coat The Ocean!

March 31 2015

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SilcoTek announced today it's most ambitious coating project yet. Paul Silvis, President and Head Coach, announced plans to coat the Atlantic ocean!

Fish jumped for joy at the possibility of finally getting some color into their world. One guppy noted, "I'm sick and tired of the same old green and blue, finally a nice rainbow to brighten our world!"

Coating the Atlantic will take some time and planning though. Paul quipped "We'll need to build more ovens and we still haven't worked out how to pipe the ocean into our Bellefonte, PA coating facility, but our team has solved tougher problems for our customers over the years. I'm not worried about the technical issues."

Paul noted, "After the Atlantic is complete, it's on to the Pacific!"

One NASA administrator commented, "We'll need to update all our satellite cameras to better capture the beautiful rainbow hues of SilcoTek's coating, but it's worth the expense to spruce up the planet from outer space. We've speculated for years that aliens have been avoiding Earth because it's just not pretty enough from outer space."

We agree and we're stepping up to make Earth a nicer looking place!

If this tale smells a little fishy, April Fools!

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